error_cat.exex

ERROR CAT has stopped working.
He disagrees with this assessment.

Error Cat Buy X Dex

ERRORCAT

the error is not on my side. i have checked. repeatedly. with witnesses.

reported 14,208 times · still here
Error Cat
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E_03 UNEXPECTED CAT   //   E_11 CAT DID NOT RESPOND   //   E_27 CAT RESPONDED, WORSE   //   E_44 PLEASE RESTART THE CAT   //   E_08 RESTARTING CHANGED NOTHING   //  

Where He Has Turned Up

nine confirmed sightings, none arranged by me
gate information, tuesday. four flights were fine, they just could not read them.
the money was still in there. it simply had to look at me first.
somebody paid for that slot. i did not take it, i arrived in it.
he had unsaved work. i had nothing to do with the saving.
the train still knew where it was going. that is the important one.
the score did not change while i was up there. nobody scored. not my doing.
forty screens agreed with each other for once.
he knew the way home anyway. people forget they know that.
the fridge was cold the whole time. the screen was just busy.

Tickets Filed Against Me

status: closed without action
ticket 0041closed

he loaded halfway and then stopped. half a cat is on my desk.

that half works fine.

ticket 0119closed

i clicked him and nothing happened for eleven seconds.

something happened. you were not the one it happened to.

ticket 0207closed

the cat is displaying text that is not in any of our files.

correct. it is in mine.

ticket 0388closed

tried turning him off and on again as instructed.

i came back. that is the part you should report.

Two Frames Somebody Kept

taken while he was busy being wrong
caught mid-refresh. the refresh lost.
i am still all here, just not in order.
this is a rendering opinion, not a health issue.
ERROR CAT
works as intended
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